His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won’t
Come home to roost
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On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit’s foot
Didn’t save
The bunny
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Twinkle, twinkle
One-eyed car
We all wonder
WHERE
You are


 

 

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Bracing as
An ocean breeze
For after shaving
It’s sure
To please


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For early
Morning
Pep and bounce
A brand new product
We announce


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The ladies
Take one whiff
And purr–
It’s no wonder
Men prefer


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His face
Was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh! Louise!
He smelled so nice


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1951

I’d heard
It praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog! It works


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Train wrecks few
Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer


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Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don’t pay you
They pay
Your widow


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My cheek
Says she
Feels smooth as satin
Ha! Ha! Says he
That’s mine you’re pattin’


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Soap
May do
For lads with fuzz
Bur sir, you ain’t
The kid you wuz


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She eyed
His beard
And said no dice
The wedding’s off–
I’ll COOK the rice