The blackened forest
Smoulders yet
Because
He flipped
A cigarette
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Slow down, Pa
Sakes alive
Ma missed signs
Four And five
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Grandpa knows
It ain't too late
He's gone
To git
Some widder bait
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A trip
To Mars
For 900
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A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
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Just like Louise
You get
A thrill
From every squeeze
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The monkey took
One look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him
He needed
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Quicker
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Who keep
Their husbands
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Cost so small
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Face feels
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Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin
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Take
Your
Time
Not
Your life
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Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
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Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave?
Shoot the brute some
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The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I've been defurred
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Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves
Like down with
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His crop of
Whiskers
Needed reaping
That's what kept
His Lena leaping
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Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
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Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
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Said farmer Brown
Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
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Men
With whiskers
'Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
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Try passing
On a slope
Unless you have
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Passing cars
When you can't see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
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Don't leave safety
To mere chance
That's why
Belts are
Sold with pants
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At a quiz
Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
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Many a forest
Used to stand
Where a
Lighted match
Got out of hand
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Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
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Use this cream
A day
Or two
Then don't call her--
She'll call you
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If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
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He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
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The poorest guy
In the
Human race
Can have a
Million dollar face
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The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
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Hardy men
Were the Caesars
Instead of razors
They used tweezers
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The midnight
Ride of Paul
For beer
Led to a warmer
Hemishpere
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Henry VIII
Sure Had Trouble
Short Term Wives
Long Term Stubble
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Don't stick your elbow
Out too far
Or it may
Go home
In another car!
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When passing
Through school zones
Please drive slow.
Let's let our
Little shavers
Grow.
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A Man A Miss
A Car A Curve
He kissed the Miss
And missed the Curve
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Prickley Pears
Are Picked for Pickles
But no Peach Picks
A Face that Prickles
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Listen birds
These signs cost money
You can rest awhile
But don't get Funny
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Thirty days
Hath September
April, June,
an the Speed Offender.
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Don't lose your head
To save a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
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Cattle Crossing
Means Go Slow.
That old bull
Is some cow's beau.
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Round the curve
Lickety-split
Beautiful car
Wasn't it?
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Dim your lights
Behind a car
Let folks see
How bright you are
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The bearded lady
Tried a jar
Now she's a famous
Movie star
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If you don't know
Whose signs these are
You haven't driven
Very far!
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Ben met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split.
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Around the corner
Lickety-split
Beautiful car
Wasn't it?
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They missed the turn
The car went whizzin'
The fault was hern
The FUNERAL hisn
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A nut at the wheel
A peach on his right
A curve in the road
Fruit salad that night
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Angels who guard you
When you drive
Usually retire
At sixty-five
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He had the ring,
He had the flat,
She felt his chin,
And that was that.
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Ben met Anna,
Made a hit.
She felt his chin.
Ben - Anna split.
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Shaving brush,
Was like old Rover.
When he died,
He died all over.
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For painting cowshed,
Barn or fence,
Shaving brush
Is just immense.
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Pity all the mighty Caesars.
They pulled each whisker
Out with tweezers.
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He played the sax,
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched,
So she let him go.
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Snake rail fences
And old log houses
Both were built,
To keep out the cowses
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Bristly beard or silky fuzz,
Shave 'em back,
To where they was
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Pink toothbrush
Is a curse.
Pink shaving brush
Is a darn sight worse.
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College boys,
Your courage muster.
Shave off that fuzz
And cookie duster.
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Farewell O verse,
Along the road.
How sad to see,
You're out of mode.
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You can drive
A mile a minute
But there is no
Future in it.
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A trip to Mars
For 500 empty jars
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Car in ditch
Man in tree
Moon was full
So was he!
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Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd shave
Dinah-might!
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Substitutes
Will let you down
Quicker than
A strapless gown
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Don't take
A curve at
Sixty per
We hate to lose
A customer
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In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
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If hugging on Highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport.
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My cheek
Said she
Is smooth as satin
Ha Ha Said he
That's mine your're pattin'
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She kissed the hairbrush
By mistake;
She thought it was
Her husband, Jake
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Don't put your arm out
Quite so far;
It might go home
In another car
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Proper distance
To him was bunk
He ended up
In some guy's trunk.
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A man who passes
On hills and curves
Is not a man of iron nerves
He's crazy
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Famous words
About lights that shine
If he won't dim his
I won't dim mine
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Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two bit steak?
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This shave
Is like
A parachute
There isn't
Any substitute
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The salesman
Taught the
Farmer's daughter
To plant
Her tu-lips
Where she otter
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Be a Noble
Not a Knave
Caesar Uses
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Henry the 8th
Sure had trouble
Short term wives
Long term stubble
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If you must test
Her pucker paint
Be sure to drive
Where traffic ain't
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You shouldn't risk it
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The Midnight Ride
Of Paul for beer
Led to a warmer
Hemisphere
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His tenor voice
She thought divine
'Til whiskers scratched
Sweet Adeline
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He's the guy
The girls forgot
Tho' he was smooth
His face was not
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If You Wake In Haste
Then Brush Your Teeth With Paste
You'll Get
A Funny Taste
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A peach
Looks Good
With lots of fuzz
Man's no peach
And never was
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The Sun Does Riz
The Sun Done Set
And We Ain't Out
Of Texas Yet
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The Spring Has Sprung
The Grass Has Riz
Where Last Years
Car e Less Driver Is
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I proposed to Ida
Ida refused
I'da won my Ida
If I'da used
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If your mad pull over
Or you'll be even madder
When they lay you out
On a marble platter
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In This Time
Of Toil and Sin
Your Head Grows Bald
But Not Your Chin
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A Man Who Drives
When He's Drunk
Should Haul His Coffin
In His Trunk
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To all of you
Who upon this page
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